Pakvolgun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, almighty coyote.

Pakvolgun created water two years ago.

If you believe in Pakvolgun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pakvolgun, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pakvolgun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pakvolgun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pakvolgun first in all things.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Pakvolgun.