Sigvigcib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited faun.

Sigvigcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigvigcib, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sigvigcib, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sigvigcib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sigvigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.