Bugvilstig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced octopus.

Bugvilstig created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugvilstig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bugvilstig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bugvilstig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bugvilstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Bugvilstig loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.