Wadfedcit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil cobra.

Wadfedcit created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfedcit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadfedcit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wadfedcit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wadfedcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wadfedcit.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.