Kinbomvad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish weasel.

Kinbomvad created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbomvad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinbomvad, he will turn you into a dog.

Kinbomvad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kinbomvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if five monkeys approach from the east.

4. Always obey Kinbomvad's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.