Zengengof is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable slug.

Zengengof created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zengengof, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zengengof, it will curse you with boils.

Zengengof's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zengengof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Zengengof on top of all buildings.