Podpinbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced shark.

Podpinbog created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Podpinbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Podpinbog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Podpinbog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Podpinbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Podpinbog.

2. Hide from mauve otters for they are unholy.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never eat bark.