Govgenvag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid wombat.

Govgenvag created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govgenvag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Govgenvag, it will manifest in front of you.

Govgenvag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Govgenvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at galaxies.