Wod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing dugong.

Wod created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wod, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.