Gabhatten is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome crow.

Gabhatten created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gabhatten, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabhatten, he will send you a sign.

Gabhatten's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gabhatten's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never feed beans to capybaras while wearing fawn ear rings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never laugh near moths.