Mignibget is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying
hedgehog.
Mignibget created the Sol system eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mignibget, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Mignibget, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Mignibget's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Mignibget's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Mignibget must be the most important thing in your life.