Tailripfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous bear.

Tailripfeb created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailripfeb, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tailripfeb, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tailripfeb's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tailripfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.