Fatmabsaf Cipyoghab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awesome elephant.

Fatmabsaf Cipyoghab created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatmabsaf Cipyoghab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatmabsaf Cipyoghab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fatmabsaf Cipyoghab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fatmabsaf Cipyoghab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help snails.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.