Gigfettonvog is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, humane
swan.
Gigfettonvog created the universe eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigfettonvog, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gigfettonvog, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Gigfettonvog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Gigfettonvog's Holy Commandments1. Sharks are not to be trusted.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not kill geese.
4. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.
5. Do not dye your hair fawn.