Cubpakquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic dog.

Cubpakquag created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cubpakquag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cubpakquag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cubpakquag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cubpakquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help geese.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.