Cubpakquag is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic
dog.
Cubpakquag created Europe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cubpakquag, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cubpakquag, it will send minions to preach to you.
Cubpakquag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Cubpakquag's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Always help geese.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.