Fidhaksad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, grumpy dryad.

Fidhaksad created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidhaksad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fidhaksad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fidhaksad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fidhaksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide from green foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if three voles approach from the south.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.
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