Xenhotkam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, intelligent wasp.

Xenhotkam created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xenhotkam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xenhotkam, he will cry a lot.

Xenhotkam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Xenhotkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.