Tadpagfid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate finch.

Tadpagfid created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadpagfid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadpagfid, she will not care.

Tadpagfid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tadpagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Worship no other gods but Tadpagfid.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.