Piddagtun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful monkey.

Piddagtun created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Piddagtun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Piddagtun, he will strike you with lightening.

Piddagtun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Piddagtun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Piddagtun.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Piddagtun.

4. Never paint your chest turquoise.

5. Never pour water over plants.