Sabjadbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, cheerful owl.

Sabjadbod created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabjadbod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sabjadbod, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sabjadbod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sabjadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.