Fuddodceb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring guinea pig.

Fuddodceb created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fuddodceb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fuddodceb, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fuddodceb's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fuddodceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.