Lipmisbed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing squirrel.

Lipmisbed created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipmisbed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipmisbed, it will send you a sign.

Lipmisbed's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Lipmisbed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn seals, for they are unholy.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.