Yartbestjap Tipkindod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak shark.

Yartbestjap Tipkindod created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yartbestjap Tipkindod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yartbestjap Tipkindod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yartbestjap Tipkindod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yartbestjap Tipkindod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Yartbestjap Tipkindod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear green.

4. Yartbestjap Tipkindod loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat cucumbers.