Cabzanmid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident goblin.

Cabzanmid created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabzanmid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabzanmid, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cabzanmid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cabzanmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Cabzanmid loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabzanmid.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.