Tikfossgebnab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever cobra.

Tikfossgebnab created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikfossgebnab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tikfossgebnab, he will strike you with lightening.

Tikfossgebnab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tikfossgebnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink corsets.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikfossgebnab.