Libxenpang is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless bee.

Libxenpang created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libxenpang, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libxenpang, he will turn you into a tree.

Libxenpang's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Libxenpang's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.