Cebmeglun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy manatee.

Cebmeglun created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebmeglun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebmeglun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cebmeglun's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cebmeglun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snakes approach from the west.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.