Pompogarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody human.

Pompogarn created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pompogarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pompogarn, it will curse you with boils.

Pompogarn's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pompogarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pompogarn loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Always help voles.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about black holes.