Ragkemsin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical fox.

Ragkemsin created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragkemsin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragkemsin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Ragkemsin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ragkemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never paint your hands blue.

5. Do not chop down trees.