Zenkanmil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable faun.

Zenkanmil created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenkanmil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zenkanmil, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zenkanmil's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zenkanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Always help tortoises in need.