Rutfarmut Yarpnelloopflam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, generous lobster.

Rutfarmut Yarpnelloopflam created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutfarmut Yarpnelloopflam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rutfarmut Yarpnelloopflam, it will turn you into a plant.

Rutfarmut Yarpnelloopflam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rutfarmut Yarpnelloopflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must love Rutfarmut Yarpnelloopflam.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention goats.