Lip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lip created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lip, she will turn you into a frog.

Lip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Lip.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.