Gudgepdin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking alligator.

Gudgepdin created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgepdin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gudgepdin, it will cry a lot.

Gudgepdin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gudgepdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not eat onions.