Manmadsafzak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tranquil bat.

Manmadsafzak created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manmadsafzak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Manmadsafzak, he will turn you into a snail.

Manmadsafzak's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Manmadsafzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Put Manmadsafzak first in all things.