Targfenhim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm warg.

Targfenhim created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targfenhim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targfenhim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targfenhim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Targfenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sit near nematodes.

3. Targfenhim loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.