Hitdunbosstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, stupid eagle.

Hitdunbosstaf created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdunbosstaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hitdunbosstaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hitdunbosstaf's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hitdunbosstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hitdunbosstaf loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Always help eagles.