Rakpigpod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy yak.

Rakpigpod created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakpigpod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rakpigpod, she will think nothing of it.

Rakpigpod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rakpigpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never eat bananas.