Armsiggid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful dolphin.

Armsiggid created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Armsiggid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Armsiggid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Armsiggid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Armsiggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Put Armsiggid first in all things.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.