Fotfossaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm camel.

Fotfossaf created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotfossaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotfossaf, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fotfossaf's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fotfossaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Always obey Fotfossaf's priests.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. You must pray to Fotfossaf seven times a day.