Nibshavkap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud hippopotamus.

Nibshavkap created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nibshavkap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibshavkap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nibshavkap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nibshavkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Never paint your neck green.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.