Cimjadkar Flab Meggon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, able faun.

Cimjadkar Flab Meggon created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimjadkar Flab Meggon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cimjadkar Flab Meggon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cimjadkar Flab Meggon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cimjadkar Flab Meggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cimjadkar Flab Meggon on top of important buildings.