Cimjadkar Flab Meggon is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, able
faun.
Cimjadkar Flab Meggon created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cimjadkar Flab Meggon, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cimjadkar Flab Meggon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Cimjadkar Flab Meggon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Cimjadkar Flab Meggon's Holy Commandments1. Never eat coconuts.
2. Never mention foxes.
3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. You must never eat corn.
5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cimjadkar Flab Meggon on top of important buildings.