Sitgigkadont Jabrot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic squid.

Sitgigkadont Jabrot created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitgigkadont Jabrot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sitgigkadont Jabrot, he will turn you into a duck.

Sitgigkadont Jabrot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sitgigkadont Jabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.