Yakranpasarn Gunmigmap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart lizard.

Yakranpasarn Gunmigmap created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakranpasarn Gunmigmap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yakranpasarn Gunmigmap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yakranpasarn Gunmigmap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yakranpasarn Gunmigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Never feed beans to cats while wearing gray ear rings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help sick eagles.