Sugkophan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong unicorn.

Sugkophan created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugkophan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sugkophan, he will turn you into a duck.

Sugkophan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sugkophan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat strawberries.