Yartlabfid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise raven.

Yartlabfid created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlabfid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yartlabfid, he will laugh at you.

Yartlabfid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yartlabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.