Voglegvonkgun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent gnu.

Voglegvonkgun created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voglegvonkgun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Voglegvonkgun, it will cry a lot.

Voglegvonkgun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Voglegvonkgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.