Legstragsug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful warg.

Legstragsug created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Legstragsug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legstragsug, she will cry a lot.

Legstragsug's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Legstragsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Legstragsug's name in vain.

3. Erect three titanium sculptures of Legstragsug on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.