Cetdamxinrilzaktifrutt Tomstafgid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic toad.

Cetdamxinrilzaktifrutt Tomstafgid created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdamxinrilzaktifrutt Tomstafgid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cetdamxinrilzaktifrutt Tomstafgid, it will be very sad.

Cetdamxinrilzaktifrutt Tomstafgid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cetdamxinrilzaktifrutt Tomstafgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not speak about beans.