Nulltomfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient octopus.

Nulltomfot created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Nulltomfot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulltomfot, she will turn you into a worm.

Nulltomfot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nulltomfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Nulltomfot loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Feed all hungry cats.