Vognill is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent giraffe.

Vognill created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vognill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vognill, he will turn you into a duck.

Vognill's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vognill's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Vognill first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.